WOW! You actually came to this page!
Now that you're here, PLEASE listen up; because this stuff is important... It might prevent you from hearing from our lawyers - or some other lawyer with even worse surprises. (Translation: Law suits.)
David Wolverton - herein referred to as 'The Webmaster' - built, created, and run this Site so that you (and other cyber surfers) can use it for fun, information, communication and cyber-gratification. .
So... Go ahead and browse around all you like. You can even download stuff from the Site - but only ONE copy for NON-COMMERCIAL, (Translation: personal) use.
In other words, don't even think about distributing, modifying, transmitting, reusing, re posting, or anything else un-cool with any of the stuff, including text, scripts and/or images for any public or commercial purposes unless The Webmaster gives you WRITTEN permission.
When you visit this Site, you're agreeing to (Translation: stuck with) the terms and conditions listed on this page and any other law or regulation that applies to the Site. If you have any problems with that, then you will no longer be welcome on this Site, because these are the rules and there's no turning back because you're bound by (Translation: stuck with) these terms and conditions.
There are a lot of trademarks, registered trademarks, logos, and service marks on the site, including ones like the "Wolverton Multimedia Production" logo that either The Webmaster owns, or is using with someone else's written permission - if you like any of these images and/or logos, service marks (etc) then ask before you grab it to reuse it, because failure to do so WILL result in prosecution.
Neither The Webmaster nor anyone else who assisted in creating, producing, or delivering this Site - is liable for any damages you suffer while visiting.
In particular, our lawyers want you to know this disclaimer includes, "direct, incidental, consequential, indirect, or punitive damages arising out of your access to, or use of, the site. Without limiting the foregoing - everything on the Site is provided to you 'AS IS' WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANT- ABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON- INFRINGEMENT TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMISSIBLE PURSUANT TO APPLICABLE LAW." ...Ugh!
In any event, if you should decide you don't want to visit us anymore (or we ask you not to visit us anymore) then, by law, you become required to destroy (Translation: erase, delete or throw out) any stuff you downloaded from this Site - and even then you're still bound by (Translation: stuck with) every word written on this page.
Finally: The Webmaster is allowed to change this page - or anything else on the Site - any time The Webmaster wants to, because everything on this Site belongs to them EXCLUSIVELY.
Last - but not least - If (and/or when) The Webmaster does change this page and/or any other thing on this Site; then you're bound by (Translation: stuck with) those changes, too.
If there's any question about this agreement (Translation: all the stuff on this page) or how this agreement applies to you or your use of the Wolverton Multimedia Production Internet site; South Australian law will apply - and your home/office will be deemed to be in Adelaide South Australia - just like ours is.
We now return you to your regular programming.