Copyright:
WOW! You actually came to this page!
Now that you're here, PLEASE listen up; because this stuff is important...
It might prevent you from hearing from our lawyers - or some other lawyer
with even worse surprises. (Translation: Law suits.)
David Wolverton - herein referred to as 'The Webmaster' - built, created,
and run this Site so that you (and other cyber surfers) can use it for fun,
information, communication and cyber-gratification. .
So... Go ahead and browse around all you like. You can even download stuff
from the Site - but only ONE copy for NON-COMMERCIAL, (Translation: personal)
use.
In other words, don't even think about distributing, modifying, transmitting,
reusing, re posting, or anything else un-cool with any of the stuff, including
text, scripts and/or images for any public or commercial purposes unless
The Webmaster gives you WRITTEN permission.
When you visit this Site, you're agreeing to (Translation: stuck with) the
terms and conditions listed on this page and any other law or regulation
that applies to the Site. If you have any problems with that, then you will
no longer be welcome on this Site, because these are the rules and there's
no turning back because you're bound by (Translation: stuck with) these
terms and conditions.
In fact (if you're willing to hear some commonsense advice) while visiting
any Internet Site it is always safer to assume that everything (pictures,
text, javascripts and etc) that is on that Site is copyrighted (Translation:
Not yours) unless The Webmaster says otherwise - IN WRITING.
There are a lot of trademarks, registered trademarks, logos, and service
marks on the site, including ones like the "Wolverton Multimedia Production"
logo that either The Webmaster owns, or is using with someone else's written
permission - if you like any of these images and/or logos, service marks
(etc) then ask before you grab it to reuse it, because failure to do so
WILL result in prosecution.
Neither The Webmaster nor anyone else who assisted in creating, producing,
or delivering this Site - is liable for any damages you suffer while visiting.
In particular, our lawyers want you to know this disclaimer includes, "direct,
incidental, consequential, indirect, or punitive damages arising out of
your access to, or use of, the site. Without limiting the foregoing - everything
on the Site is provided to you 'AS IS' WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER
EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES
OF MERCHANT- ABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON- INFRINGEMENT
TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMISSIBLE PURSUANT TO APPLICABLE LAW." ...Ugh!
In any event, if you should decide you don't want to visit us anymore (or
we ask you not to visit us anymore) then, by law, you become required to
destroy (Translation: erase, delete or throw out) any stuff you downloaded
from this Site - and even then you're still bound by (Translation: stuck
with) every word written on this page.
Finally: The Webmaster is allowed to change this page - or anything else
on the Site - any time The Webmaster wants to, because everything on this
Site belongs to them EXCLUSIVELY.
Last - but not least - If (and/or when) The Webmaster does change this page
and/or any other thing on this Site; then you're bound by (Translation:
stuck with) those changes, too.
If there's any question about this agreement (Translation: all the stuff
on this page) or how this agreement applies to you or your use of the Wolverton
Multimedia Production Internet site; South Australian law will apply - and
your home/office will be deemed to be in Adelaide South Australia - just
like ours is.
We now return you to your regular programming.
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